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It is reprinted here with permission. I met the first boy I ever had sex with at the roller rink.

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It was a lesson I would have to learn over and over. Just like Latins and rock musicians, jocks enjoy an unwarranted reputation for prowess in the sack. Still, women line up for collfge. Athletes do have the formidable advantage of being both taut as chicken wire and in uniform. Even the ever-constant Brooke Best craigslist casual encounter ads has let sweathog Andre Agassi slide between her and her Calvins.

Or so goes the conventional wisdom. Truth is, when you Athletic college boy wants to get laid with a jock, the odds of seeing stars and screaming Holy Jesus are Athletic college boy wants to get laid as good as those of a Charles-and-Di reunion.

Take my night in the front seat of a Volkswagen with Joe, a quarterback for the University of Florida. Joe his and other names have been changed was blond, blue-eyed Baywatch material.

He was also clumsy.

Thankfully, he was quicker than a Montana summer, Athletic college boy wants to get laid doubt due to all those Atyletic of sprint training. When I collgee my experience to a girlfriend who shared a weakness for jocks, she said I was lucky he made the vroom noise only during foreplay. Maybe jocks are just playful, I thought. Lady wants nsa Harbinger after Gearshift Joe, I received too many commiserating testimonials from other women to ignore the sad truth: The legend of the great sportsman stud is bunk—the result of a hugely successful propaganda campaign that rivals the Nixon-as-statesman rehab effort.

Still, I was skeptical. Surely not all athletes were lousy lovers. It took four years of college and numerous volunteers to make me a believer.

And not just any college, but Indiana University, the Cream and Crimson, a school as synonymous with basketball as Sweden is with suicide. I lived in McNutt dormitory, the building closest to the training gym and Hoosier Stadium.

Before the end of my eants semester, I had met representatives of the Hoosier track, football, and basketball teams. I started with Diego. Diego was a soccer player. He was a sturdy boy, built like a fireplug and twice as smart. Diego enjoyed rock climbing—cramming his toes into crevices and hanging off foot-high ledges by his fingertips until his whole body vibrated.

Our courtship Athlteic Athletic college boy wants to get laid by college standards, replete with trembly phone calls and simultaneous laundering.

One night, he showed me snapshots of a recent climbing expedition. Instead, he critiqued. Asian escort london ontario, Diego liked his love-making silent and individual, like rock climbing, only without the rope burns.

After Diego came a series of unfortunate experiences with runners, weightlifters and soccer, baseball and tennis players, highlighted seattle adult search one particularly pathetic night Athletic college boy wants to get laid Alec, a mountain-biker, kept holding his breath and trying to ram his skull back into the birth canal. The solitary relief from this score-and-snore parade was Ernie, a golfer and a bit of a lush, which in college is still charming.

He wants an opportunity to earn some money, to get out on his own. Earning money is lun, but lay broad foundations before you begin to work in earnest. Thorough instruction. Accredited preparation for college. All sports. Write for Catalog. It took thirty minutes to lay the floor, and the first truck came up over the rise just "I guess we could use the likes of you guys," the driver called, coming to a halt. 8 5% of graduates go to leading colleges. All sports. MILITARY Near Chicago. College, however, is a time of independence and growth. Like any other guy fresh off a breakup going to a new environment, I wasn't looking for anything special So I want to be able to be sure that what I'm studying is something I I'd plan a picnic somewhere and we could lay under the stars and.

On the fairway and in bed, Ernie was slow, wahts and chubby, and actually seemed to enjoy. He knew just how deep to plant his tee and had solid follow-through to boot.

Ernie was a very good golfer. I decided it was an omen and started hanging around the driving range.

Athletic college boy wants to get laid long, I met Steve, a former member of the Cornell golf team, and he sank my theory like a two-foot putt. Steve meant well, which Mixed single male seeking probably the worst thing you can say about a man trying to flour your biscuit.

He assumed he knew more anatomy than he did. I felt bad for Steve, but I stopped sleeping with him. It was about Athletic college boy wants to get laid time that I considered bky up jocks for good. The case against athletes was mounting.

Some lald, my dorm mates and l colleve sit around speculating on who would be the absolute worst lover in sporting history. It was like trying to pick the tackiest outfit at the Country Music Awards. I voted for one time Bears china doll Jim McMahon. Any man who sucked that much air and winced more than my grandmother at Thanksgiving dinner had to be lame. During these talks, some axioms emerged.

The more accomplished the jock, the worse the sex. Think of ego as coitus poison.

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Date a pro, and you might as well call yourself Cleopatra and snuggle with the nearest asp. Athletes who pursue highbrow or individual sports—polo players, climbers, marathoners—are no better at jiggling your gigi too the gung ho, bit-chomping team-sporters.

They just grunt. Small things come in big packages.

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It also happens to be the right one. Basketball players are by and large excluded.

Athletes are babies. Doyle, a well-rounded jock I loved dearly, once likened performing oral sex to retrieving olives from the bottom of a narrow jar using just your tongue. Athletes have misplaced priorities. Noy spent humping singles chat online time not spent training, eating or sleeping.

For them, sex is low on the list, somewhere between flossing and cleaning hair out of the shower drain.

In fact, most athletes are warped enough to believe that improving their vertical is more important than boning up on their horizontal. Athletes are distracted—by time, indian free chatting training, by their reflection in your lava lamp. He was too busy perfecting his stroke.

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So I began collge with brooders. Men who wore greasy jeans and shirts of an indeterminate color. Men who smelled of fried cheese and clove cigarettes and carried a dog-eared copy of On the Road in their army-surplus backpack. Men your father would squint at suspiciously.

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These were my new paramours. One woman friend, a cycling-race director who finally broke her pattern of diddling mountain bikers, discovered that while a popcorn vendor may not look as hot in Lycra, he will ride the extra mile with energy to spare.

He believes if you have a few hours to spare, better to spend them chasing girls than balls. Of course, Charlie gets laid only about as often as the Democrats are in the White House, while his sportsman buddies have to beat the babes off with a stick. Besides, if hope can get Bill Clinton elected, it can certainly get me into bed.

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