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In situations like these, you can't always say what you mean, especially if what you mean is just plain mean or if it means you will end up being fired or sent to rehab as a result.

Constantly, we find ourselves here: Whether it's to our boss, our doctor, our best friend or even to our significant others, the reason we feel the need to say what sounds right is simple. We need our boss to pay us, we need our doctor to give us Adderall, we need to keep at least one friend who isn't annoying in our good graces and we need our boyfriends to not realize how crazy we are until they propose. However, as with anything, when it comes to saying things for the sake of sounding right, there is a time and a place for it.

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Sure, we want our boyfriends to believe us when we say, "Your mom chkoe fab" because we want them to think we like their moms so they'll marry us. We want them to know we're bluffing and want them to make the "right" decision, which is them deciding not to go, coming home with flowers, offering to cuddle the entire night and then agreeing to watch "Bridesmaids" with us.

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Equally as unfortunate is, with that, we have sort of dug a hole for. Because when it comes to orgasms, here too, we sadly aren't able to flip a light switch and just cum.

So, as you can see, it's quite complicated. It's like, ladies, let's just stop being full of shit all the time with our boyfriends and tell it like it is. But, let's be real: If we did that, the holy union of matrimony would cease to exist, and shortly after that, the human race would be long gone, as. The bottom line is, we're never going to stop doing. The female ad is complicated, and women will always say certain things m sound right, dating apps taiwan thus, their boyfriends will always have the daunting daily task of deciphering such diluted diction.

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Just like your egos get hurt when your dicks get soft, our egos get hurt when your dick works more operationally than enthusiastically. It's like, yeah, we can fuck your semi-hard dick, but we know you can do better.

Are we not pretty enough? Not skinny enough?

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We Need a dik to choke me and pound my ass to feel your full five fingers planted somewhere on our body, so if you're not grabbing our ass, boobs, coke, back, whatever, then just fucking choke us a little. Some safe, consensual BDSM never hurt anybody. We just need to feel your hands ho us when you're inside us. Once again, multiple meanings. The top two most likely are listed.

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She just wants Horny girls Lubbock Rostock women pussy make sure you finish. She's not the, "my body's a temple" kind of girl. She's the, "my body is your vessel" type of girl. She will get over. It's an age thing, or she just has yet to come into her sexual. She's, like, literally your wife, and you guys have been trying for months.

She's ovulating so she needs to know when you're close so she can get into the optimal fertilization position. Guys, please listen to this translation because you basically fuck it up every time. The definition of hard as an adjective means, like, solid, firm. Used as an adverb, in the case of "fuck me harder," it means to give her nice, hard, deep thrusts.

The only time she would ever want you to speed up would be if she chpke said faster, but I feel like she probably wouldn't? I mean, unless you guys literally need to be somewhere in 20 minutes, and she still needs dry her hair.

Then you can, like, actually go faster. Literally, that is the spot. That's it.

Like, stay exactly where you are. Why do you translate "that's it" to "this is that?

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So, why do you have to hear that, and then do something different? Is this something we should start doing the opposite of? If we say, "that's not it," will you guys stay put? Also literal. Does it? Because if it doesn't, then can I untangle by body from this medford oregon sex pretzel position I'm in?

If it doesn't feel good, that's fine.

But if so, I'll take my legs. This isn't yoga, but it is similar in the sense that if the inversion doesn't feel good, then that's OK. We can go ahead and modify the pose and just leave it out of our practice for today. Also, like with the yoga thing, if we wanted to stay in one uncomfortable position for a really long time, we would just go to a hot yoga class. Again, literal.

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Also, the female orgasm works differently. It lingers on a bit longer, so you keep going until we say cut.

There you have it. These are all the basics, loosely defined. Hopefully this provides men with a higher level of understanding and women with higher levels of satisfaction.